E1 • Are You Right There Father Ted?

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Ted inadvertently offends the Chinese community on Craggy Island.

E2 • Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

There's a beast terrorising Craggy island and Chris the Sheep has a bad case of nerves. Can Ted's sheep nurturing skills save the day?

E3 • Speed

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

The sacking of Craggy Island's playboy milkman, Pat Mustard, leads to Dougal taking the local milk around. In retaliation, Jealous Pat plants a bomb in the milk float.

E4 • The Mainland

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Ted is nervous about his trip to the mainland. What could go wrong? Well, just about everything.

E5 • Escape from Victory

1. 23 min
2. TV-PG
3. CC

It's the annual All Priests Over-75s Five-a-Five Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island and Ted suspects Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win.

E6 • Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Having lost a bet to Dick Byrne, Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse as his forfeit. Dougal helps Ted in his dilemma to kick the Bishop without him noticing.

E7 • Night of the Nearly Dead

1. 23 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Singing sensation Eoin McLove, adored by menopausal women everywhere, secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea. Unfortunately, the secret leaks out and the house is besieged by her fans.

E8 • Going to America

1. 25 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Ted is offered a job in Beverly Hills. With his lifetime's ambition about to be realized, Ted struggles to tell Father Jack, Father Doyle and Mrs Doyle that they aren't invited.