E1 • Hell

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

The priests are off on their annual holiday in the Kilkelly Caravan Park. But the place is marred by a suspicious couple living nearby, an over-excitable youth group, and more rain than the average monsoon.

E2 • Think Fast, Father Ted

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

In order to fix their leaky roof, Father Ted gets a car to raffle. But there's a problem with the bodywork and he, Dougal and Jack borrow another car from the Dancing Priest. But how are they going to get it back after it's been won?

E3 • Tentacles of Doom

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Father Ted receives word that the Holy Stone of Clonrichert, Craggy Island's most popular religious knick-knack, is being upgraded to a Class II relic.

E4 • Old Grey Whistle Theft

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

The arrival of a rebellious young priest coincides with the theft of the whistle owned by the picnic area supervisor.

E5 • A Song for Europe

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Dougal is extremely enthusiastic about the Eurosong Contest, so Ted decides that he and Dougal will 'borrow' a turn from an old Eurosong hopeful and enter it as their own.

E6 • The Plague

1. 23 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Bishop Brennan is visiting to investigate a case of suspected nude sleepwalking by Father Jack.

E7 • Rock a Hula Ted

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Aggressive protest singer Niamh Connolly arrives on the island to 'get her head together' and look for a future home... just in time for the annual Lovely Girls Competition.

E8 • Cigarettes and Alcohol and Rollerblading

1. 24 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

It's Lent and the trio all agree to sacrifice a luxury. For Ted, it's ciggies. Jack gives up the booze (well, Ted hides it) and Dougal agrees to hang up his blades.

E9 • New Jack City

1. 23 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Jack's incredibly hairy hands indicate that he is suffering from a common complaint that afflicts old priests. But his replacement is more trouble than the great man himself.

E10 • Flight Into Terror

1. 23 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Flying back from a visit to a particularly holy shrine, the priestly trio find themselves in mortal danger when a fellow father goes mad in the cockpit.

E11 • A Christmassy Ted

1. 55 min
2. TV-14
3. CC

Fathers Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle prepare for a Craggy Christmas, but the more is not the merrier when Ted and Dougal find themselves lost in a store's lingerie section.